Resist The Empire!

Welcome, Resistance Fighter!

Are you tired of listening to Lord Vadar mouth-breath? Do you wish for a life out amongst the moisture vaporators without interference from the Empire’s hired goons? Then you’ve come to the right place! Simply fill out the form below, and we’ll send a custom email to Darth Vadar and Emperor Palpatine.

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(Note: You must live in the suburb of Tatooine known as Connecticut and use a Connecticut zip code in order for the submit button to appear.)